I am a racecar driver

Indeed! Even Fred, my biggest (insanely ginormous is probably a better discription) driving critic was terribly impressed. Did I mention terribly impressed? Just checking to make sure I said, "terribly impressed." And in Fred's own words, "Wow muff, I'm impressed." Albeit the matter of fact ness.

Here's the celebrate-mediocrity piece of paper.

Pity I'm not really into that as a career. Hot Asian girl + fast cars = rule the world. Sort of.